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Derrick Brown: A Close Shave With Heaven
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Derrick Brown: A Close Shave With Heaven

Derrick Brown: A Close Shave With Heaven

$28.00 USD

This LIMITED EDITION vinyl release features a 7up bottle green color vinyl, secret inner sleeve poems by Derrick Brown and 42 minutes of triumphant comedy and non-annoying poetry. If sadness is the absence of stupidity, then this record is the perfect amount of stupid to kill your lingering sadness. The listening pleasure is maximized by Brown’s smooth-as-cold-yogurt voice.

On behalf of all of us at the label, we humbly thank you for listening and buying a back-up copy in case this one melts, which did happen to one person who left it in their Hyundai Sonata in Phoenix and we did not refund them and it turned into a whole thing.
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The Total Brownie Jam Pack

We really did it this time for the end times. This survival pack will help anyone make it through the apocalypse for approximately 42 minutes.

Includes:

  • atom bomb resistant vinyl comedy and poetry record to cheer you up;
  • single person’s sad 2 egg carrying case with carabiner, eggs not included;
  • stealthy shaving cream safe of a brand only Italian men use with secret advice inside!
  • And a book of poems to bring the sadness back out into the light to help you gain perspective!
 $60

Not enough has been said about Derrick Brown’s new classic comedy and poetry album. His popularity has grown enormously, comparatively, to other comedian poets. It began with his years as a paratrooper for the 82nd Airborne, (which he is prone to mention every time the lunch bill is set down on the table.) His love for poetry grew from the foxhole to the coffee house. Soon his pairing of comedy with poetry would take hold at All Tomorrow’s Parties in 2009, a ‘cool’ fact he will mention after two beers.

Should he be in films? His destructive good looks, shocking sensitivity and personal hotline to the heavens make him a winner in our book... and that’s a book that isn’t selling that great!

There is a triumphant atmosphere to this record. If sadness is the absence of stupidity, then this record is madcap stupid. The listening pleasure is maximized by Brown’s smooth-as-yogurt voice. On behalf of all of us at the label, we humbly thank you for listening and buying a back-up copy in case this one melts.